SDS. We have all seen it. Yes, you have. What does SDS stand for? Small Dog Syndrome. You know, when your down at the park, and your walking by a family with a Chihuahua? And you have a German Shepard? Chihuahua's are hardly considered a dog. ANYTHING that a) can be drop kicked easily over the back fence b) bounces when it barks, and c) is scared by a running LEAF! Not a dog. But how is it that these small brained creatures are scared of leaves and noises like the telephone think that they can take on the German Shepard and win? The other day we were down at the park having a BBQ with our cousins, and suddenly their Maltese Terrier takes off. We all follow where it is going, and it runs 80m over to another random person with a Golden Retriever cross German Shepard, and tried to fight it.
IDIOT OF A DOG!!
Anyway, the stupid thing thought that it could take down this giant about 10x bigger than it! The German Shepard cross just looked down as if to say, "One Bite and your history buddy". Does that put it off? Nope, we had to drag the thing away and restrain it until the owner and the dog were over a KILOMETRE away.
My Cousins Dog (not quite sure what it is, but it only just reaches my shins) loves tackle 2L Coke Bottles. Even if they are in front of a metal pole.
IDIOT OF A DOG!!
The dog chased the bottle, ran into the pole, got up, growled, shook its head, and ran after the bottle again?
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Good one. Yes, our DON had a maltese terrior which would chase off ANYTHING. I saw it chase off a huge alsation and come back with a very smug look on its tail
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